slytherin-headcanons:

497. When you befriend a slytherin there’s like a 50/50 shot they’ll screw you over when it’s convenient and won’t even be sorry. But when a slytherin befriends you, there’s a 99.98% chance they would literally fight a centaur with their bare hands to bail you out of a tough spot

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