can yall imagine like a buzzfeed unsolved au where shane and ryan investigate the wkm mansion?? because hfjdshfdjshf
ryan: in addition to being stabbed 37 times, mark was also poisoned, beaten, strangled, drowned, and shot –– in that order.
ryan: what do you think about that?
shane: well, sounds like he had a bad day.
ryan: (wheeze)
ryan: several witnesses claim to have seen Celine throw open the hallway door with “unprecedented strength” and shift between two different, unearthly forms before dissappearing.
ryan: that’s messed up.
shane: she’s a strong gal! What’s the problem with that?
ryan: the problem?! the problem is that this lady somehow managed to overpower a grown man – seemingly without lifting a finger – and then vanished into thin air!
shane: eh, the wind probably helped.
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