gallusrostromegalus:

honl:

honl:

honl:

honl:

honl:

honl:

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

LAD SPOTTED

Update: lad kisses camera

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

FJDHJDJSNDJD

ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

LOCAL BOY ACQUIRED

Well, now we know why the lad was in the drain.  free real estate and snacks!