google: I’m going to marry you. Bing: No one’s going to marry me, I’m a handful. google: I am. I have two hands, don’t worry (that boi needs fluff in his life )

iamvegorott:

Bing: You have two hands to hurt me and a mouth to lie.

Google: No, I have two hands to hug you and a mouth to-*kisses Bing*

Anti: Ain’t y’all just a bunch of cute fucks? 

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