Odin, the all-father, who created humans by breathing life into a piece of wood, had to come up with a solution what to do with dead humans. So he created books as a source of entertainment for himself. Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours, hallucinating and reliving a life that once was. Now that science is increasing the life span of humans, Odin is running out of books and is very desperate for his daily fix of entertainment.
See Thor & Loki wheeling in a TV on a stand (the greatest day when you were a Kid). “Father” Thor boomed across the hall. “We have brought you a gift of Entertainment.”
“Yes Father” Loki continues. “We found this on the Earth realm.” Popping a Cassette into the VCR. “This is an earthly demigod named ‘Bill’. Everyone chants his name and reveres him as the people of Asgard do you.”
Slowly the tape begins to play as Odin stares enraptured.
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