Chase: *hearing noise upstairs* What’s going on?
Bing: Ugh. It’s fine don’t worry about them.
Chase: Are you sure? It sounds like it’s serious or something.
Bing: This happens every time, I’ll just put the volume up.
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Chase: *getting worried* Bing, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.
Bing: *sighing and getting up* Come with me.
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*Bing and Chase outside of Dark and Wilford’s door*
Bing: Go ahead listen in.
Chase: *hesitantly* O-okay
*Inside their room*
Dark: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!
Wilford: BET ME BITCH!
Dark: I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!
Wilford: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
Dark: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!
Wilford: WELL I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT THAT WAS ME!
*Outside the room*
Chase: *staring at Bing in wide-eyed disbelief*
Bing: Yeah… They do this every Tuesday.
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