Darkiplier: whose idea was it for you three to get drunk and then let Host dive naked into the river?
Bingiplier: i didn’t tell him to take off his clothes and jump in the river.
Bim: that’s exactly what you did! you literally said, “Host, i dare you to go skinny dipping in the river.”
The Host, drunk and dripping wet: [wrapped in his coat] it doesn’t matter, i’m fine now–
Bim: don’t you understand?! by flinging your naked self into the nearest body of water you’ve compromised the integrity of our entire group, and doomed Markiplier TV’s image until the end of time!
Darkiplier, pointing at Bim: you, lighten up.
Darkiplier, pointing at Bingiplier: you, big trouble.
Darkiplier, pointing at Host: you, get in the car.
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