Mom: you look exhausted, are you okay?
Dad: it must be because you stayed up late again
Inner Me: holy shit they noticed you’re staying up time to d e l e t e everything
Also Inner Me: well its about time you fucking noticed I’ve been pulling this shit since like 2013 fuck you
Also also Inner Me: *sobbing uncontrollably* they noticed oh my god thank god they can tell me to stop being stupid and get my act together
Also also also Inner Me: how late can I stay up tonight before they finally notice how far can I go I will n e v e r sleep again
Outer Me: *finger guns* yeah lol I just didn’t sleep great
-AN ALTERNATIVE-
Amy: you look exhausted, are you okay?
Tyler: it must be because you stayed up late recording again
Inner Mark: holy shit they noticed time to d e l e t e everything
Dark: well its about time you fucking noticed I’ve only been pulling this shit since like 2013 fuck you
Host: *sobbing uncontrollably* they noticed oh my god thank god they can tell us to stop being stupid and get our act together
Wilford: how many people can I kill before they finally notice how far can I go I will n e v e r sleep again
Outer Mark: *finger guns* yeah lol I just didn’t sleep great
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