foxtamer113:

just-another-otp-prompt-blog:

OTP Prompt 98

So Person A and Person B have just adopted a dog!

Person A baby talks the pupper:

• “Who’s a cutie-lil-puppy-poo”
• “Is you!! Lookie that smile!”
• “Awwww your lil paws are so cute, come to [parental name]!!”
• “My number one– shweetest pupper around, you lil cutsie pie”
• “Aaawwwwe who’s a good lil killer– that toy octie-pus di’nt stand a chance, did he, baby?”

Meanwhile, Person B talks to it like a normal person:

• “[Pet’s name], I’d prefer if you did your business outside. That’s why we bought the dog-door. Please and thank you.”
• * news on in background* “So, what’s your opinion on the current administration?” // “*puppy whinny noises*” // “I’m glad we agree.”
• “Hello there– small animal on my lap… Would you like to change the channel– oh, you’re falling asleep…. very well then.”
• “I thought we had reached an agreement about you not deficating in the house.”

Wilford and Dark, with Dark!Chica. omg XD