Random person: Frozen is the First Disney movie that shows Girls can save the day!
Me: Uhh, did you forget about Mulan? The girl who single handedly saved China?
Random person: Frozen is also the first movie to show sibling love!
Me: Wh-what about Lilo and Stitch?! Nani gave up her dreams to raise Lilo by herself!
Random person: Let It Go is the greatest song for personal growth!
Me: Have you never listened to Son of Man from Tarzan?! You poor deprived soul! D:
Random person: It’s so sad that the older Disney movies aren’t as great as Frozen!
Me: *aims gun* I dare you to repeat what you said about those masterpieces. Go on. I dare you.
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