Wilford: *Putting the Nutella jars on the top shelf so Dark can’t reach them* lol 🙂 *leaves*
Dark: * Arrives in the kitchen* *sees the Nutella jars on the top shelf* …
After 10 minutes.
Wilford: *looking for the Nutella jars* BAABE?
Dark: *sipping tea while reading a book* Yes?
Wilford: Where are the Nutella jars?
Dark: I threw them. In the trashcan.
Wilford: …
Wilford: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Dark: If I can’t eat them, no one will.
Wilford: YOU COULD’VE CALLED ME OR GET YOURSELF A CHAIR.
Dark: Irrelevant.
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