Yandere: Can we go out for ice cream?
Wilford: Did you ask Dark?
Yandere: He said no.
Wilford: So, why did you ask me?
Yandere: He’s not the boss of you.
Wilford, internally: This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a trap.
Yandere: There’s a buy one get one sale today!
Wilford, internally: Fuck, I’m gonna walk into a trap.
Wilford: Get in the car. We’re getting ice creams.
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