holdyourbreathfornow:

romanasanders:

randomslasher:

Last night I had a dream about Deceit. He was just hanging out in the kitchen, getting a drink or something. And like. The others were just talking to him. And because he could only talk in lies, they just took everything at opposite face value.

Like

Roman: “Deceit, do you need help finding anything?” 
Deceit: (in a totally normal tone of voice) “I would hate that, I know exactly where everything is, I’m so angry you asked.” 
Roman: “Okay, hang on, I’ll come help.” 
Deceit: “You are completely unappreciated.”
Roman: “You’re welcome.”

and

Patton: “Hey, Deceit, I’m about to cook some dinner! Want me to fix a plate for you?” 
Deceit: “I’m not hungry at all.” 
Patton: “Okay! I’m making pasta and garlic bread. Is that okay?” 
Deceit: “I loathe pasta with every fiber of my being. But I would love it if you put a lot of mushrooms in it.” 
Patton: “Hold the mushrooms, got it.” 

and

Logan: “We’re going to watch a movie while we eat. What is your favorite Disney movie?” 
Deceit: “I absolutely hate The Lion King. It never makes me cry.” 
Logan: “All right. We’ll put it on.” 

and 

Virgil: “Thanks for not being absolutely horrible tonight.” 
Deceit: “I’m upset you would say that. I tried very hard to be as horrible as possible.”
Virgil: “I know.” 
Deceit: “I’m not at all happy you let me stay for the movie.” 
Virgil: “Don’t mention it.” 

AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING because the whole thing was just so straight-forward? Like? They were all so casual about it??? 

Deceit is definitely a villain, but as a part of Thomas, he can’t be that bad. Somehow I could see this happening. XD

This is.. kind of cute and domestic? Lol oh my goodness

I love this!  I have epic, full-on story dreams, and OP has domestic dreams.  Our brains are writing fanfiction, lol