katatles-the-fish:

misplaced-my-notes:

much-the-millers-kid:

pendragonqueen09:

misplaced-my-notes:

Logan, standing in the shower: How do I shower? the same as you, you imbecile. I get in the shower, I get nice and wet…

Logan, holding up a jar of crofters: … then I get the Crofters and I –

Roman: How do I shower? Why, the same as you, you overtoasted marshmallow! First and foremost, I get into the shower! then I get nice and wet-

Roman: -finally, I grab my katana and begin the quest to defeat the witch dragon-

Virgil: How do I shower? Same as you, weirdo. First, I get into the shower. Then I get nice and wet-

Virgil: -then I curl up and question my existence until the water is cold enough to startle me back into consciousness-

Patton: how do I shower? The same as you, silly! I get in the shower, get nice and wet…

Patton, holding up a puppy: … then we start to shampoo the puppy and –

Deceit: How do I shower? Same as you, you oversized, disease-ridden, Maggot! I get in the shower, get nice and wet…

Deceit, scrubbing a plate: Then I start washing the dishes-