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Virgil: [is sick]

Patton: Damn, kiddo, that’s a high fever.

Roman: Did… did you just curse?? Virgil! You are a bad influence!!

Virgil: Maybe I’m a bad influence

Virgil [sniffs]: but I am best at influenza.

Virgil: [weak finger-guns]

Roman: …

Patton: [high-pitched squeal]

Logan [whispers]: It’s spreading.