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Sander Sides Headcanons

• Logan is like. 110% done with Romans shit. always. Roman could have breathed and Logan would be like “gosh. is that necessary?? like do you ever take a break from being dramatic, ever?”

•he also totally has photographic memory (i mainly say this bc in the crofters musical video he says ‘the first time you bought a jar, i remember the day’ and it obvs wasn’t recent yet homeboy remembers the exact day?)

•Logan probably also hates wearing glasses like. he would most definitely find them obnoxious and annoying. they fog up if your face is too hot and you can’t be anywhere near something steaming bc god forbid you need to see.

•gets freckles during the summer

•thinks pluto is a planet and will actually fight anyone who decides to disagree.

•”actually—“

• Roman annoying everybody by deciding they should start a game night! it goes about as well as you could imagine (spoiler: not very well. Logan probably criticizes how incorrect plot points a/o the rules are, Virgil always forgets when his turn is a/o how to properly play, Patton always wins because he’s played them all a million times, and Roman is too dramatic, and leaves before the game is over because he is losing.)

•Roman probably mumbles, which surprised everyone at first. this dramatic ass personality, and he mumbles. it’s just ironic.

• Roman is probably an AMAZING cook. he has a good sense for what foods will need or not need.

•the others probably joke, though, like “it looks good, but is it edible?” “did you poison it?”

•but OH BOY, HE CANNOT BAKE. mainly because he cannot focus enough to follow the recipe (since baking usually has to be exact while cooking can be experimental).

•probably needs reading glasses

•mentally adopts everyone and everything.

• Patton tried to teach Roman how to make bread, once. (he totally almost set the house on fire, and added the yeast in too early, so the bread didn’t rise.)

•Patton is a huge empath. his emotions fluctuate a lot, since the other sides all are unique with how they express themselves. it’s only with Logan when Patton is truly himself.

•Patton most definitely flirts with e v e r y o n e. but discreetly. it’s not til someone looks back on what patton said that they’re like “wait a frikkin minute”

•Pat also definitely thinks he romantically loves anyone who’s relatively nice to him. please just imagine it.

•like, he’s mf talking with one of the sides and he’s like “wow. i think i like ____??” and the next day he’s like “whoops false alarm those were platonic feelings”

•claims he has never been sick. not once. in his entire existence.

•was probably sick like, last week.

•but no one is gonna call him on it.

•him and Virgil are probably close, like i could see them just chilling in the same room for HOURS, and Virgil will just get up and leave while saying “ok see u next time this week”

•it’s like a drug deal, but instead of drugs it’s friendship

•Virgil is not only artistically gifted, he’s also musically gifted. like he is totally the type of people to pick up an instrument and learn it within two hours.

• “uhg ive been trying to learn this song for weeks!!” “here let me try. *frikkin nails it first try*”

•insults people by calling them household items. (dysfunctional washing machine. rusty folding chair. two legged stool.)

•has at least 10 different hoodies. this isn’t even mentioning the other types of sweaters a/o long sleeved clothes he owns.

•turns red really easily. not blushing, though. like he could lean against his hand and he looks like a tomato because his face has warmed up.

•he’s also a body heater. no one will sit with him in the summer bc he’s so h o t, and they probably crowd him in the fall and winter.

•”but Virgil, it’s so cooolddd!!” “i am NOT cuddling with you, Roman.”

• probably hates socks. like the seam in socks probably bugs him, so he just doesn’t wear them. especially with shoes

•nikkitutorials who? bc holy heck is Virgil actually really really good at make up. but mainly on other people.

•he probably doesn’t have a lot of true fears. like he is anxious about A LOT but he isn’t SCARED of a lot. but the things he is scared of is really irrational.

•like ants, or moths.

•and god don’t even get me started on the things Deceit is scared of

•probably like. thunder. not lightning, which is the thing that could hurt him, but thunder. he probably also hates those grate thingies in the ground for draining. like, 13,000 people fall into those every year. that’s a lot of people. and he is not about to become one of those statistical numbers.

•laughs at the stupidest shit. like Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig. his snort. it is so loud like who the heck said you could do that. that’s illegal. (and funny.)

•probs says “do not pass go, do not collect $200” bc he is most definelty extra like that.

•despite him lying a lot, he’s really trust worthy. he would most definitely keep secrets, and i can see the others going to him when things happen.

• the Cool AuntTM

•totes dyslexic. he didn’t find out until someone told him that it wasn’t normal. he found his ways around it, and learned how to adapt.

•also, totally cannot swim. i don’t make the rules, sorry.

BONUS!

•do not even tell me that Remy wouldn’t put water in a fancy cup and whenever someone asked him what it is he would respond with “something really expensive, so do not touch it.”

•has the sides starbucks orders memorized.

•makes sure the barista spells the sides names wrongs on the cups. like he goes out of his way, and spells the names out incorrectly so the barista spells it wrong.

•it’s mainly bc it does bring the sides some joy. they find it funny and odd. and remy knows that :).

•”i don’t get how they spell it wrong every time.” “right? that’s crazy. so crazy. wow.”

•probably says “wouldn’t you like to know” which annoys Logan (“yes i would, THATS WHY I AM ASKING.”)

•hella smart. could probably outsmart Logan.

•calls everyone “Honey” or “Sweetie”, especially when he’s upset

•probably sleeps in the weirdest places. the sides once found him curled up under the table?? why was he there?? did he drop something and was looking for it?? who knows. not them, that’s for sure.

•likes to push everyone’s buttons, and see how far he could push them before he actually horribly upsets someone.

•acts like a twelvie (look it up if you don’t know what it means, it’s a great saying that you deserve to know.)

•also somehow acts like a mom?? like sorry i don’t need to go to bed, it’s 9, and you aren’t the boss of me. go away.

•tried his hardest to be nice but is just so sassy and sarcastic

•actually really lonely. needs friends. save him.