phantomfander:

The Sides as Crap I Saw at School Today

Logan: A teacher tried to dab today. He also called one of his students “broski”. I don’t think it was sarcastic.

Patton: This kid was doing a presentation that was due next period to his friends while making as many pickle puns as possible. His project had nothing to do with pickles.

Roman: A girl was using a badminton raquet like a sword. She did surprisingly well.

Virgil: A boy was on a vocabulary website in the computer lab making a list to study. The list contained words like existentialism, endorphins, serotonin, and feline.

Deceit: One girl managed to convince the entire class that she had gone to the Bahamas over break. She had really just gotten a spray tan.