Virgil: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like ages now. No response.
Roman: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Virgil: But he’s not. He’s kinda smart actually. Just dense.
Roman: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know…“Hey! I love you”
Virgil: I guess you’re right. Hey Ro, I love you.
Roman: See! Just say that!
Virgil: Holy fucking shit.
Roman: If that flies over his head then, sorry Virge, but he’s too dumb for you.
Virgil: Roman-
Published
Think Things 