strickenwithclairvoyance:

someshinningideas:

vaugleysassygrunt:

the-elemental-sides:

The real Sanders Sides discourse should be whether Patton’s “Boy, you’re an ass…et to this personality” joke was on purpose or not

Listen I love this either way but like,,,

The idea of Patton not being the naive bean we think he is is hilarious to me bc it means he says things like that literally just to confuse Everyone around him with questions like this. He lives for chaos. Morality is subjective and does not apply to pranks like this. He’s in for the long haul.

This is one of my fav headcannons tho????? Like, Patton saying things just to make the others crazy, and like, they can’t prove he meant it, but still, that smile is….. off.

“Shouldn’t it [Virgil’s name] be something more like… Virgin?!” Was purposeful and you cannot tell me otherwise