“Alright! Come on, bend over and get on my lap!”
“No.”
“But Mattieeee! It’s a birthday tradition! Now present that hot butt over here!”
“It’s a stupid tradition.”
“Ah! But a tradition it is!”
“No”
“Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!”
“No.”
“PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
“No.”
“Pleassss-I can go all day-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Matt huffs and gives up. “Fine fine. Just shut up after this.”
“YAY! Come here come here! Place that butt on my lap!”
“You are too happy about this.” Still, even as he complained, Matt let himself be bend over.
“….”
“What? You going to do this or now?”
“Oh yeah, I will. I’m just first trying to inscribe this beautifulness into my mind. Alright! Let’s be begin! 1!” slap “2!” slap “3!” slap
The slaps were not super hard or anything, but having a bunch at the same spot did not feel super pleasant after a while.
“23!” slap “2-”
“Hang on there, that;s about my human age. You can stop now.”
“I can. but since you agreed, I figured we might as well do this right! I’ve calculated your real age! So, you might not be moving from my lap for a while.”
“…..I hate you.”
Scenario for 2p canada: it’s his birthday and his SO insists he get his birthday spankings, HOWEVER his SO means not the same number as his physical/human age but his actual country age. Hilarity ensues
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