Patton: Roman, you’re strong aren’t you?
Roman: Of course! As a Prince, I must be to rescue Damsels in Destress!
Patton: In that case, how far do you think you could throw me?
*Cut to five minutes later*
Logan, minding his own business in his room: *Hears loud feet slamming towards his door before it’s thrown open*
Virgil, out of breath: ROMAN IS ABOUT TO YEET PATTI OFF THE ROOF ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE YOUVE GOT TO STOP THEM
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