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softestvirgil:

Roman: Who here eats pizza crust?

Virgil: I eat pizza starting with the crust.

Roman: …

Roman: Do you understand how upsetting what you just said was?

I have a headcanon that Virgil eats everything the wrong way because he ate alone for most of his life and never really learned what the proper way to eat things was. Then Roman and Logan freaked out about how he eats things and he decided he was never gonna do it the right way now, just to bug them.

I can imagine this before “accepting anxiety” at a point where they were everyone is already used to having him around but still not decidedly getting along;

One day all three other sides are at the kitchen chatting over breakfast, when suddenly Virgil walks in through the door. Everyone falls silent as he just stands there, holding his hands up in some kind of salute like a master of ceremony, a x4 bar of kit kat in his hand.

Then he brings it to his mouth, bites all 4 pieces horizontally at once, puts it down on the counter and walks away, leaving behind groans of frustration and confusion, and a particular voice just screaming “DISHONOR”.

“DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!”