softestvirgil:

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someshinningideas:

vaugleysassygrunt:

the-elemental-sides:

The real Sanders Sides discourse should be whether Patton’s “Boy, you’re an ass…et to this personality” joke was on purpose or not

Listen I love this either way but like,,,

The idea of Patton not being the naive bean we think he is is hilarious to me bc it means he says things like that literally just to confuse Everyone around him with questions like this. He lives for chaos. Morality is subjective and does not apply to pranks like this. He’s in for the long haul.

This is one of my fav headcannons tho????? Like, Patton saying things just to make the others crazy, and like, they can’t prove he meant it, but still, that smile is….. off.

“Shouldn’t it [Virgil’s name] be something more like… Virgin?!” Was purposeful and you cannot tell me otherwise

They cant prove it is just a great mental image.

One day he just slips. He hits his elbow on somethin or bumps his toe against the furniture and it just comes out.

“Shit”

And poor unexpecting Roman who was just practicing facial expressions on a mirror, stares at him through the reflection on the mirror, a look of sheer horror.

“They wont believe you”.

I think I understand why Deceit is kinda scared of himXD

I wanna put this to great use now!

I can just see Roman freaking out and saying “The others are gonna freak when I tell them!” and Patton giggling and going “Yeah, but who will believe you though?”