The real Sanders Sides discourse should be whether Patton’s “Boy, you’re an ass…et to this personality” joke was on purpose or not
Listen I love this either way but like,,,
The idea of Patton not being the naive bean we think he is is hilarious to me bc it means he says things like that literally just to confuse Everyone around him with questions like this. He lives for chaos. Morality is subjective and does not apply to pranks like this. He’s in for the long haul.
This is one of my fav headcannons tho????? Like, Patton saying things just to make the others crazy, and like, they can’t prove he meant it, but still, that smile is….. off.
“Shouldn’t it [Virgil’s name] be something more like… Virgin?!” Was purposeful and you cannot tell me otherwise
They cant prove it is just a great mental image.
One day he just slips. He hits his elbow on somethin or bumps his toe against the furniture and it just comes out.
“Shit”
And poor unexpecting Roman who was just practicing facial expressions on a mirror, stares at him through the reflection on the mirror, a look of sheer horror.
“They wont believe you”.
I think I understand why Deceit is kinda scared of himXD
I crossed a line
Patton playing patty-cake with “Valerie” after intentionally making Prinxiety happen: what?
Just wanna remind everyone of the time when Patton was asking what ships were (while scrolling through what was presumably Tumblr) and when Logan explained it, Patton said that it didn’t look like what Logan said. Let’s face it, our boy was most likely looking at smut.
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