Bing: I’ve never been this loved in my life.
Or maybe he just doesn’t notice bc alskdfj
He’s just like “oh! the googles are acting colds towards each other recently, that’s weird!”
and so he just spends all his time plotting and actively just trying to get them to stop fighting without ever realizing they’re fighting over him
OMG they do it for Google Prime, get him jealous but by the time he notices they’re all fighting each other over Bing bc they fell in love and Bing is just ???
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