Superfamily 2.0
Peter: Hey Mr.Dad– I mean Father Stark– I mean uncle Tony
Tony: You’re not my kid but if you were I’d be proud. I am proud. But you’re not my kid. But I’m proud of you.
Peter: My life is an absolute mess and I’m really stressed out
Steve: I’m here as a leader figure but also a moral guide, let’s go throw around a football and talk about growing up in New York
Peter: I love being a superhero but I feel like who I am under the mask is underappreciated
Stephen: You’re an absolutely spectacular kid, student, and person and I’m honored to be your mentor and friend/surrogate uncle/role model
Peter: *insert Gen Z joke here*
Bucky: Fucking relatable, I totally getcha
Peter: *sobbing* thanks uncle Buck
Bruce: Im,,,,,, so tired,,,,,,,
Peter: I feel so validated right now
Thor: HELLO SPIDER-CHILD HOW ARE YOU FAIRING TODAY
Peter: You simultaneously inspire and terrify me
Thor: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOUR CONFESSION OF ADORATION