Boss: Hey, you wanna run to the basement for me?
Virgil: I don’t want to do anything, but you outrank me so I guess I’ll smile and nod.
Coworker: So, what your favorite part about being a baker?
Patton: Textures.
Coworker: Haha, uh, what?
Patton: *shoving his arm into a container or flour* SOFT.
Roman: How dare you interrupt Hamilton to make me do my job!!
Coworker: So a woman came in asking for a special order of sugar cookies for her son’s birthday.
Logan: I just made a huge batch yesterday, just pull some of those.
Coworker: I was going to, but she said they were too girly.
Logan: I see. And did you explain to her that gender is fake?
Coworker: I… did not.
Logan: Goddamn it, educate your customers!!
Work Conversations I’ve Had ft. The Sides
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