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warnadudenexttime:

Incorrect quotes from my marine science class

Logan: They have to lay their eggs somewhere dark and cool-

Virgil: Like a hot topic, got you.

Logan: What?? no??

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Logan: So snakes-

Patton: Snook.

Roman: Sneck.

Virgil: Danger noodle.

Logan: All three of you stop-

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Logan: YELLOW JUST EQUALS POSION, DANGER, NO!!

Deceit: *wearing yellow* Love you too-

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Logan: This snake has enough venom to kill 18,000 people.

Virgil: Why did you tell me that?? I’m now even more afraid of the outside??

Logan: We are all just tiny scared little mammals, deal with it.

TINY SCARED LITTLE MAMMALS 😂😂😂😂