gracefullyinsanedancingunicorn:
“time out for thee and time out for thee, focus on issues or focus on me”
“it’s usually your pop who pops in on you”
“boy, what an ass…et to ur personality am i right???”
“logic and i are playing dress up, i found a dollar and anxiety is making us question our existence!!”
“you tried, you failed, let’s go to sleep”
logan: why don’t we throw out this stack of papers
patton: but these are his notes and writings from 6th grade!!!
logan: THEY’RE USELESS NOW MORALITY DO YOU WANT HIM TO BE A HOARDER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE“is this why princey spit yogurt at me yesterday??”
“E=MC scared!!”
“Bibbity bobbity boo yah!”
“A bigger house means more dogs!”
“Ohh that why I’ve been feeling more
confused than beverage!” “Average.” “No I’m not.”Patton: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE???
Logan: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU IF YOU THINK HE CAN HAVE A DOG!!Roman: And Anxiety is the Fairest if them all!!
Everyone else:……..
Roman: IT WAS A PALE JOKE
Roman: Oh, i get all of my fashion advice from Fairy Godmother. From rags to riches, she’s the baddest of b- *loud honking noise* Oh sorry that was my phone
Valerie: Yes! This dragon-witch has been ruining my life!!!
Dragon Witch: F*** YOU VALERIE
Patton: Roman when did you apply eyeshadow??
Roman: I didn’t but does it look okay? Because a prince has got to slay
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Roman: Hey Patton!! Eyeshadow buddies!!
Patton: *crying* we ARE buddies“Party on, my dudes!”
“Flames, on the sides of my face!…seething, seething fire!”
Patton: “Let’s call them what they are, Roman-”
Roman: “….Spiider curtains?-”
Patton: “Creepy Crawley death dealers.
Roman: “I AM NOT CAMERA READY!! EVERYTHING HURTS!!”
Patton: “The Great Spider Threat of 2017”
Logan: “Who would want to live in a cartoon?”
Roman: “OH MY GOODNESS THAT WOULD BE THE MOST EPIC THING!”
Logan: “Question answered”
Patton: “Well he’s definitely inviting some ants over”
Logan: “Just aunts, no uncles?”
Patton: “I’m sorry, look /whom/ needs another lesson in adultery”
Roman: “GREAT ODIN’S EYEPATCH”
Thomas: “Don’t you DARE turn breakfast foods into a negative metaphor!”
Thomas: You’re my creativity, how does that make you feel?“
Roman: Randy, dandy and quite grandy!“NO YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH US!”
“fALSEHOOD”
Prince: hey, Anxiety. If you had to have a new year’s resolution, what would it be?
Anxiety: probably to find darker eye shadow to better match my soul.
Prince: YOU are an emo nightmare.
Anxiety: … thank you.
“Life is short! May as well make it short and fantastic! …… Like Danny Devito.”
“There’s never a wrong time to dress in drag anD DO THE HULA!!”
“Bitterly, jittery and not very glittery!”
“And Virgil, I adore the new eyeshadow, it totally doesn’t make you look like a raccoon.”
“Nice gloves, did you finish washing some dishes?”
“… Yes”
Roman: “What the heck-ity heck? Five abs and one peck…”
Logan: “What a visual”
“I already told you, I don’t like- wait, no, this is really good” -Ro
Roman: …but I’ve forgotten my password, so it’s barred
Virgil: You mean locked?
Roman: Sure, locked.
Logan: SHERLOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
Patton: AND WATSOOOOOOOOOOON!
Virgil: oh for cRYING OUT LOUD
Roman: mAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP
the sanders sides series has some of the best lines ever omg
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