Virgil: I can do this, right? I mean he’s cute, I’m cute, so there’s really no reason for me to start stuttering or straight up stop functioning when he’s talking to me
Roman: Bro, I believe in you
Virgil: [approaches Patton] Hi
Patton: [smiles brightly] Hi, can I help you
Virgil: …
Virgil: [to Roman] [voice croaks] Help
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