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I have so many weird ideas revolving around Deceit that could be great pieces of art in the right hands but they’re so batshit insane
OK y’all asked for it so I present to you and warn you of the odd depths of Cole’s mind:
- Deceit encounters a cauliflower. He is suspicious and engages in a staring contest. Who wins is up to you
- Deceit slithers in the shadows and makes vaguely drunk noises
- Deceit has a sombrero. No one is sure why
- Deceit uses his bowler hat like a bowl. It has a faint scent of ranch dressing
- Deceit has gloves on his feet. Not socks. Gloves
- Deceit can do the macarena and uses it in a way of asserting dominance. Oftentimes Logan viciously T-Poses in response
- Virgil has a can of something labeled ‘snake juice’. He rolls it at Deceit sometimes just to keep him on his toes. The can is in reality filled with beetroot juice.
- Deceit is a master opera singer
- Deceit is Queer Eye stan #2, #1 being Logan, much to everyone’s consternation
- Deceit once barked at a Bearded Dragon in hopes of invoking confusion and fear in it.
- Deceit likes to roll around dramatically like Draco Malfoy in a Very Potter Musical whenever he enters a conversation
- Deceit creeps outside. He looks around furtively. He spies a tree. He stealthily approaches it. He snaps off a twig. He chews it. It is woody.
- Deceit is the household lawnmower
- Deceit furiously pursues a hobby in button collecting
- Deceit likes to snort raw baking flour. He likes The Sneeze
- Deceit has a bunch of trinkets hidden in the crawl space.
- Deceit wears Febreeze like perfume and wears Pam Cooking spray as skin lotion
- Deceit has broken most of his toohbrushes
- Deceit throws socks at people he dislikes. This is where Virgil acquired most of his socks
- Sometimes Deceit likes to faceplant on a cold waffle iron, concerning Patton
- He bites avocados like apples
- Deceit has stolen many of Logan’s desk lamps for reptilian purposes
- Deceit has never washed a single dish in his life
- Deceit once liked Indiana Jones so much he ate the DVD
- He has a pet snail that he carries around on his shoulder
- Deceit likes the cotton eyed joe
- Deceit wiggles bonelessly when playing monopoly
- Deceit does not play monopoly
- Deceit drinks relish
- Deceit crinkles when he moves like a rice krispie treat wrapper. Not any other kind of wrapper. Fucking rice krispie
- He likes to chew on raw coconuts. He likes the tingle
- Deceit, in short, is a general concern to the Sides
cOLE?!?!
The regrets and concerns I have are minimal
I fully support ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THESE
SAME
What the actual fuck???
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