Thanos: *grabs Loki by the neck and lifts him up*
Loki: oh hELL NO
Loki: *kicks Thanos in the nuts and gets dropped to the ground*
Loki: *steps up to Thanos, furiously and pressing his foot against his face*
Loki: Don’t you ever fucking choke me again, bitch! There’s only one person who’s allowed to do that and it ain’t you, you piece of shit!
Loki: *squishes Thanos’ face with his boot, gritting his teeth*
Thor (with tears in his eyes): That’s my brother!
Loki: *casually walks over to Thor as if nothing happened, high fiving him*
Thor, leaning over to him: I thought you like being choked?
Loki, rolling his eyes: By you, not by that fugly raisin, you oaf!
THE END
If Taika had directed Infinity War
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