My dumb brain: *as I write* Okay, so this character is looking down at Patton.
Me: Down? But they’re standing on the same plane.
My dumb brain: I hear what you’re saying, and I do care about that, but here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that.
Me: The sides are all played by Thomas, which means they are all the same height.
My dumb brain: Yes, but Patton is Small.
Me: Shit u right.
(I should probably add)My dumb brain: Roman is gonna pick them all up!
Me: Wait, how could he possibly—
My dumb brain: Roman……….Tall.
Me: Shit u right.
@blue-astro (
who made this lovely addition)Me: Okay, brain, so if the sides are different sizes, what about Virgil?
My dumb brain: TOL boy.
Me: Okay so I guess Roman would look up at hi—
My dumb brain: NO. HE DOWN.
Me: But I thought you said he was tall?
My dumb brain: But he scrunch.
Me: Shit u right
(Thanks to @mememic-bry I’m adding the boy)Me, exhausted at this point: Okay, brain, I want Logan in this scene.
My dumb brain: Smort boy…normal and medium height.
Me: Oh, okay, so probably shorter than Virgil—
My dumb brain: NO. Tol boy……..scronch. Smort boy………………straight.
Me: well—
My dumb brain: Straight in spine but not in soul.
Me: Shit u right.
(How could I possibly forget)Me, almost giving up: So Deceit is—
My dumb brain: SNEK
Me: So I guess he is Thomas’ height—
My dumb brain: NO. Close to ground because snek. Closer to Hell.
Me: …
My dumb brain: … SHORT like FLAT
Me: Shit u right.
(
final installment)Me, tossing my laptop across the room: Okay, smart-aleck. If all the sides are played by Thomas, but are different sizes, what size is Thomas?
My brain, which is not so dumb after all: …A Good height.
Me, tearing up slightly: Shit…u right.
(final installment nice flippin try)Me, finally recovered, writing about the canon sides: Thank God that’s over.
My brain: *kicks down the door* You THOUGHT! What about your SON! *holds up Sleep*
Me: But…he’s not even a canon side, I don— Why is he so TALL?
My brain: Sleep not tol…he is…Venti
Me: Shit…you right.
@virmillion i found it on accident but i did, in fact, find it
Yes.
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