Question. So everything swore not to hurt Baldur but mistletoe. Only humans have been inventing new stuff all the time, and those new things haven’t sworn not to hurt Baldur. So theoretically, couldn’t you get Baldur with like, a ballpoint pen?

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Loki is that u

Baldr: Mom, could you maybe make another Please Don’t Kill Baldr tour with the new mortal materials? Loki just hijacked an Office Depot delivery truck and I’m nervous

Well, technically speaking, Frigg didn’t ask every sword not to hurt him, she asked all METALS, which meant things made of those metals couldn’t hurt him. Same thing with stones, and plants, and the ocean. So, theoretically, the only thing that could hurt him would be an entirely new, man made MATERIAL like plastic, or certain metal alloys. So, since the pointy part of a pen is made of metal, a pen wouldn’t actually do the job. Now, Tupperware on the other hand…

Loki: Balder, come try on this new hat.

Balder: *puts it on* What is it called?

Loki: A PLASTIC BAG *suffocates Balder*

frigg: loki stop trying to kill your brother!

loki: *holding the plastic bag over balder’s head with one hand while stabbing thor with the other* which one, mother? you’ll have to be more specific.

frigg: oh fOR NORNS’ SAKE NONE OF THEM DON’T KILL ANY OF YOUR BROTHERS 

frigg: *drinks*