Valkyrie: are you sure he’s gonna get the joke?
Thor: of course! Loki has a great sense of humour!
Bruce: ssshhhhhhh guys, he’s coming!
Valkyrie, thor, Bruce: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOKI!
Loki: wha-?
Thor: I made you this cake because I love you.
*hands loki a cake with crude icing writing saying ‘happy-left-out-on-a-cold-rock-on-Jotunhiem-to-die day*
Loki:…
Loki: *pulls out dagger*
Loki: I love it.
Loki:*cuts cake with his dagger*
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