The Sides as things me and my friends have said

apologetically-anxious:

Virgil-

• “Punk’s not dead, punk’s running on four hours of sleep and a crap ton of Dr. Pepper to finish this essay.” 
• “I try to avoid saying ‘damn straight’ now because the only straight thing about me is my plummet straight into depression.” 
• “I only aim for the bare minimum so I’m either satisfied with my work or I surprise myself with how much I’ve done.”
• “I like being a pessimist because I’m either right or pleasantly surprised.”
• “No thanks, I’d rather suppresso my depresso than face it.”
• “I’M A REAL EMO, OKAY?”
• “How many (x) band songs do you know?” “,,, oh, that’s a lot… Marry me.”

Patton-

• “Why be sad when you can be… Not-sad?” “I have depression, dumbass!” “Oh, right.” 

• “Wake me up when I don’t have to be fake happy anymore.”

• “I’m strong and independent and I don’t need anybody- but there’s a roach in my room and I can’t find it and I’m hiding in the bathroom please help”

• “The average person eats eight spiders before they die.~” “THEY WHAT??” “He’s lying-” “Well, I guess the only solution is to be immortal. *nonchalant shrug*”

• “What are you getting up to today?” “Oh, just having another depression session in my isolation station.” 

• “I REALLY LIKE YOU.” “I REALLY LIKE YOU TOO.”

Roman-

• “Guys, I made a poem, listen. *YELLS LOUDLY IN PAIN*”

• “Twinkle, twinkle, little star, why is writing so damn hard? Up above the world so high, this character’s gonna die! Twinkle, twinkle, fucking shit! This is bullshit, I’m done, I quit!” 

• “I’m writing, I don’t have time to eat. Wh- hey, no, get back here and give me that food!” 

• “Yeahhhhhh, this isn’t getting done today… Time to pull an allnighter!”

• “Do you like it? I stayed up all night to make it. :)))”

• “I haven’t slept in two days because of this project. I can see colors- I- I mean I can hear colors! Of course I can see colors, I’VE BEEN SEEING COLORS NONSTOP FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT. Well, two days gay. I’m not straight, not even for two days.”

• “Hey, look! You like Disney, I like Disney… Guess we should make out.” 

• “LESBIAN ELSA 2K17″

• “You never realize how much black [Virgil] wears until you try to draw and color him in, then run out of black.”

• “I don’t need sleep, I need my followers on Tumblr to love my content

Logan-

• “Well, it says here in my totally accurate scientific calculations that you’re being a little bitch.”

• “Well, logically… I am better than all of you. Logically.”

• “Feelings? Who’s that? Never heard of ‘em.”

• “I COMBAT YOUR ANGST WITH COLD HARD FACTS!”

• “I need eight to nine hours of sleep to maintain maximum health… And it’s already 3:00 AM. Never mind.”

• “Are you sleeping?” “NOT ANYMORE-”