MC: How you doin’ Sayori? Tell me what you’re feeling right now.
Sayori: Apprehension and dismay.
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
Sayori: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I’m right on the verge on a nervous breakdown.[tries to take a bite out of her phone, slathered in cream cheese]
Sayori: …hey, this isn’t a bagel.
Sayori: Why are you whispering?
Yuri [whispering]: For dramatic effect!
Sayori: Where’s Natsuki?
Yuri: she’s small, she’s probably under something
Sayori: Monika you can’t do that
Monika: It’s okay I have a permit
Sayori: … It only says “I do what I want”
Natsuki: Why are you crying?
Sayori: Because I’m stupid.
Natsuki: That’s no reason to cry… One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
monika: But I was a young, beautiful girl filled with rage back then…
monika: Wait, I’m still filled with rage. And I’m still pretty hot.
monika: Get me a gun!
sayori: Don’t let Monika fool you. She’s not that scary. She used to do ballet.
Mc: No way!
monika: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
Yuri: Why is Natsuki on the table?
Sayori: She likes to be tall.
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i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
