Mc- Why expend the effort Sayori?
Sayori- Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die!
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Mc: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Yuri: I’m a knife
Natsuki: u wanna fight?!?!
Monika: no i want to weep quietly in my blankets because nothing is real and we are stuck in physical entities
Monika: most people are made up of 75% water
Monika: But Natsuki, is 75% salt water.
Natsuki: *in another room* aRE YOU TALKING SHIT AGAIN?!
Yuri [about The Mc]: Can I tell him he looks nice?
Monika: Sure.
Yuri: Can I tell him I miss him?
Monika: Maybe, if he asks.
Yuri: Can I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our children and grand-children?
Monika: [long pause] I’d save that for the second date
Natsuki: Only Monika can order the whole team to do something.
*Monika walks by*
Sayori: Monika, order them to do this.
Monika: Do whatever Sayori says.
Sayori: Ha.
Natsuki: Only Monika can order the whole team to do something.
*Monika walks by*
Sayori: Monika, order them to do this.
Monika: Do whatever Sayori says.
Sayori: Ha.
Sayori: I made a marshmallow Natsuki. See? Her arms are crossed because she’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying her. You like it?
Natsuki: [choked up] It’s okay.
Sayori: Is it okay if I swear?
Monika: Yes, I’ll allow you to swear
Sayori: F
Monika: Go on
Sayori: I’m nervous
natsuki: End my ceaseless lonliness!
yuri: End your ceaseless talking!