Protagonist: So Natsuki picked up baking after reading it in a manga….. Well at least it’s something sensible.
Protagonist: remembers doing the naruto run when he was young
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Monika: Smiling is also what I do when I’m not listening.
Yuri: But you smile all the time, Monika!
Monika: What?
Yuri: *walks in* I made tea.
Natsuki: I don’t want any tea.
Yuri: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Natsuki: Then why did you tell me?
Yuri: It’s a conversation starter.
Natsuki: That’s a horrible conversation starter!
Yuri: Oh? Is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
Yuri to the mc: I’ll carve our initials in a tree on our first date because it’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife
Interviewer: In the past you’ve helped out your members a lot.
Monika: Yes.
Interviewer: So which one of them is helping you out now?
Monika: Well, they’re all helping me out by being horrible and making me look better
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Monika: It’s a white flag, and you might as well start waving it now!
Natsuki: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Yuri: Good Lord.
MC: Hey Sayori, are you a painting?
Sayori: …No?
MC: Because I’d like to nail you against the wall.
Sayori: Oh thank God, I thought you were going to say that you wanted to hang me.
[Monika]: It’s 2017 why can’t I delete my friends in real life.
-Later-
[Monika]: Ok so as it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder.
Natsuki: I have edge.
MC: You really don’t. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.