sea-bea:

Mark, wearing a muscle stimulator at level 10 with the option of going down a level: HAHA HEY GUYS DO U DARE ME TO RAISE THE MUSCLE STIMULATOR LEVEL UP

 Amy: no

Mark: I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME DO THIS 

Ethan + Tyler: we’re not 

Mark: THIS IS SO WILD YOU GUYS YOU’RE SO FUCKED UP FOR MAKING ME DO THIS

markiplier:

carpe21noctem:

Why are his lights blue and orange (red) i dont fucken trust u boi

From marks livestream “Vive Virtual Reality Games LIVE”

wuh… WHAT?! You even CLEARLY SAID that it’s not red. It’s ORANGE!!

What are you not gonna trust BREAKFAST now? A cool refreshing glass of OJ is tainted if it’s in a blue cup?

Oh, mom! That cerulean and amber necklace sure looks nice! Too bad I gotta launch you into the fuckboi sun because IM SUSPEESHY