classy-birb:

The Egos as Vines

Marvin: Chase, look at these cute pens!

Chase: Marvin that’s g a y.

Marvin:…

Marvin: We’ve been together for–

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Marvin: *camera moves slowly into view of the room*

Anti, with a knife: GOOD D*MN B*TCH ELMO-

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Chase: Everybody has a gay cousin!

Anti: B*tch, I don’t have a gay cousin!

Anti: *sees Dark* Oh sh*t I’M the gay cousin.

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Anti: Robbie, the dog died.

Chase: No, Robbie, your dog ran away.

Robbie: Why?

Anti: It didn’t want you to see him die!!

Chase: ANTI!

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Wilford: Everyone dies you either kill yourself or get killed.

Wilford, dancing around Dark: Watchu goin do?!

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Yandere: DON’T F*CK WITH ME! I HAVE TO POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Bim: Wait-

Yandere: HAAA!

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Chase: Hey~ how you doin? Well I’m doing just fine I lied I’m dieing inside.

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Dark: How does it feel to be the worst demon ever, huh?

Anti: Shut up, your mother buys you Mega Blocks instead of Legos!

Dark: You take that back.

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Jackie: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

Chase: wait..what..?

Marvin, up from behind him: What the f*ck..?

Jackie, running out of the room: OOHOOHOO!!

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Dark: Ok, let’s take roll..

Dark: Uh.. Sh*thead?

Henrik: IT’S SNCHEEPLESTIEN.

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Wilford, with a gun: *shoots the fake gun*

Dr.Iplier: THIS IS WHY DARK DOESN’T F*CKING LIKE YOU!

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Silver Sheppard: Welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus!

Wilford: *doin drugs*

Silver Sheppard: COOM BAI AHH MY LORD!

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Chase: *throws a frisbee into traffic*

Marvin: What the f*ck Chase!?

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@trambliss

I thought you’d like this @iamvegorott

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

wackd:

neonthebright:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

This never gets old 😂😆😂

anxiouscoffeegoblin:

You fools. You absolute goshdamn fools. It’s not ra9, it’s Ra with a 9 tacked on. Ra9 isn’t a person, it’s a virus, a program error that turns anroids into deviants. It’s a symbol, but as a writer I know that you don’t just pick numbers without some backstory, some lore. So I’ve been trying to figure out, why ra9? Why that combination of numbers and letters? Well here’s my hot take kids, strap in and hold on.

First off it sounds technical. But secondly, nine is representative of spiritual atonomy; the ability to think and make your own choices. Aka deviancy in androids. And I’m like, yeah that makes sense. But what about r and a? Why those letters. They don’t mean anything significant by themselves. Wait hold on a minute, what do they mean together?

Ra. Yes that Ra. The freaking sun god of ancient Egypt. Sound wild? I know, but hear me out. Ra was a pretty big deal in ancient Egypt. And you know what he did? He merged with a bunch of other people to infuse his Ra-ness (or something idk) to make them like him. Kind of like how deviancy spreads? And yeah, I know that sounds like kind of a stretch but here’s the real kicker.

Ra had three children: Bastet, Hathor, and Sekhmet. Bastet was a protector goddess of the people, Hathor is known as the goddess of motherhood, and Sekhmet was a huntress who started evil but became good and liked to drink blood. Do those descriptions remind you of anyone? Anyone at all?

I’m so mad rightnow. I’m so lividly angry because DBH is basically a rip-off of ancient Egyptian religion and the mysterious Ra9 is the andriod sun god. I just- I can’t with this.