tell me
fish is too pure ❤
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Eraserhead decides it’s time to put his foot down.
Bonus:
My Dating Technique 💗 (W/ @domgoldofficial)
Every one: You have to make time for yourself!
me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
i do bite my thumb, sir
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
is the law on our side if i say ay?
No
no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir
Do you quarrel, sir?
quarrel, sir? no sir
if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you
No better
well, sir
DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?
DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?
DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.
The Shakespeare fandom is out of control
i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour
IT´S ALIVE
Set It Up (2018)
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