tenseii:

I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

garashirs:

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

mossyoakmaster:

onyourleftbooob:

dogs and snapchat

We don’t deserve dogs ❤️😂

thebootydiaries:

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

badjokesbyjeff:

Two guys are sitting next to each other in a pub.

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ruinedchildhood:

manicsrealm:

Star Wars Fan: “I love Star Wars!”

Star Wars Fan: “But I hate the New Trilogy!”

Star Wars Fan: “I don’t care for the Prequel Trilogy either.”

Star Wars Fan:

“It’s only the Original Trilogy for me!”

Star Wars Fan:

“But not Return of the Jedi.”

Star Wars Fan:

“Part of A New Hope is barely watchable at all.”

Star Wars Fan Person Who Only Enjoys The Empire Strikes Back And Is Desperately Clinging To A Franchise They No Longer Enjoy: “Yep, I love me some Star Wars.”

insomniac-arrest:

Opposites attract dads, bond over show-tunes, their son, and avoiding near death situations

flaming (lol) bisexual Frenchman and uptight British guy who raise their bratty man-child ward and get so annoyed at each other they get married

college roommates that lived together so long it just sort of happened 

raise street urchins for no reason other than seeing them and being like ‘??? you don’t have a place to stay?? that’s fucked up, come home with us’