Author: Time Lizzy Saint

scanalan:

prettydoddleoddle:

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

brella:

important ship tropes:

• fake dating
• SECRET dating
• being locked in a room or trapped in a small space
• huDDLING FOR WARMTH
• BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED
• finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY
• tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!
• wearing each other’s clothes
• doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long
• channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE
• fucking. Now or Never Kiss
• HEIGHT DIFFERENCES
• defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND
• reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS
• dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS
• undercover as lovers, the classic
• ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING
• casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes
• did i mention F AKE DATinG
  

shinjekinootp:

Gay obliviousness:

Forgetting wether or not you came out to someone

parttimeweirdofulltimefanperson:

writing-prompt-s:

In a world where everyone can telepathically talk with their soulmate (romantic or platonic), you have never heard their voice once in your life.

And that my friends is the story of how I found out I was aromatic