novadragon:

sungawddess:

dilemmas:

grittykitty23:

chicks:

queenstravelingdarling:

un-defined-chaos:

africanaquarian:

ororium-z:

ororium-z:

Let’s play a guessing game.

Picture a woman in pop culture.
– Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike.
– Has a very recognizable voice.
– Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is.
– Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her.
– Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her).
T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

oh my god

I thought of the incredibles lol

BOB DID NOT CHEAT

Is this post seriously saying that hugging someone of the opposite sex out of gratitude is cheating?? He was SO HAPPY to see his wife and that she was alive.

He was suspected of cheating which is what the OP says.

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

jackadorian:

thetimetunespoon:

lanadel-regan:

willmelon:

savetheorphansfromthe-ball-pit:

gaywrites:

ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

I also love how often the word bro was used

This is the proper way to be a bro.

# how to bro 101

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

parano–vigilant:

crystal-birds-love:

parano–vigilant:

yiff-yiff-for-phan:

parano–vigilant:

You’ve heard of Patton looking weird without his glasses, now get ready for

Thomas wearing Patton’s shirt but nothing else.

Both of those things and Thomas acting as Patton with normal clothes on are the horsemen of the apocalypse

Can’t forget the sequel; Thomas wearing Logan’s shirt and nothing else

But guys

image

It’s a trilogy

Thomas wearing Virgil’s jacket but nothing else

And smiling

GREAT news guys, I’ve found the Roman parallel: wearing his sash backwards