haiku-robot:

duraraross:

lady-feral:

slimy:

slimy:

if your toilet bowl is filling up with water and is about to overflow (or is already):

  1. take the lid off the tank
  2. hold up the floating device. it’s usually a rubber ball on the end of a stick.

if you’re not sure which part to lift, gently lift up various things until you find the one that stops the water.

you will not need get your hand wet bc the part you’re looking for is usually at the highest point!!

the toilet bowl should immediately stop filling!

PS: toilet tank water is the same water that comes from your sink faucets so please don’t panic if it gets on you

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Thanks plumblr

This also works if you flush the toilet and it won’t stop making noise

this also works if

you flush the toilet and it

won’t stop making noise


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halftimeslave:

bright-the-wolf:

wind-the-music-box:

miadoragamer:

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

((BOOST THIS, THIS IS IMPORTANT))

THEY HAVE A F-CKING FLAG?!

Burn it

gross

squided:

tlitookilakin:

engineer-pearl0:

tastefullyoffensive:

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

Headcanon: The Sander Sides are real people and not Thomas dressed as them. Only Talyn, Joan, Valerie, and Terrance know because they have been a part of the Sander Side videos.

what-even-is-thiss:

portmanteau-bot:

what-even-is-thiss:

snowcherri:

what-even-is-thiss:

thagrinbery:

what-even-is-thiss:

No. I don’t think so. The noses are too similar. I think it’s more likely that Thomas can make copies of himself Naruto style and he just makes them vanish when they’re done filming.

Its all well and good but,

Consider this:

Those are his three twins no one knows about

Quadruplets? Quintuplets? Sextuplets?

The dark sides are just long lost twins crawling out of the woodwork

Octuplets? Nonuplets?

octuplets + nonuplets = octuplets.


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