some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur… uh… license?
steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: …..no
Author: Time Lizzy Saint
Greetings! The name is Time Lizzy, or Time as my friends call me. They/Them pronouns. I love to try new things, draw, sing, dance, garden, and I do some witchcraft in my free time. I'm a Hetalia role playing partner if you guys are interested.
basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant
As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”
hyenas are just butch cats
Hyenas are canines you dipstick
and whom is the dipstick now?
i love this so much
this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.
A shapeshifter who can only turn into things they eat
*turns into a puddle of cum*
Hey why are you like this
Handling my problems.
If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.
They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
“how’s ur wip going?”
i know which characters like pomegranates and why but i don’t have a plot yet
How @camilaart feels when she recieves a troll
l o l
Think Things 