justsomeantifas:

them: it’s human nature for women to be fragile weaklings

reality:

bundibird:

English teacher: you can’t use more than one set of commas in a single sentence

Victor Hugo, master of run on sentences and excessive commas: u wanna bet

erlenmeyertrashofsandersides:

casparsnotonfire:

kasparianisabottom:

lenamariaschuetze:

rilakkumakiddo:

gayguyy:

rilakkumakiddo:

undwasistdeinegeschichte:

rilakkumakiddo:

– look at their handwriting

– read their favourite book and search for pieces of them within the pages

– listen to their music and let it resonate with you

– go to their favourite place

– stay up ‘till 3am and let them spill their heart out to you

– ask them unusual questions that you never even thought would intrigue you

– spend a day with them doing nothing

– look out for the things they subconsciously do when they’re happy

– watch how their smile forms

– go through old photos with them

– use their body wash when you shower at the persons place (truly, you’ll feel it)

– talk to their parents, grandparents or siblings

I love the ones added ❤

-Make them laugh and learn their different laughs (my personal fave to share with someone is the sleepy-drunk laugh)

– make art with them, sitting in the silence just drawing or painting, or having deep conversations while making art, both realllyyy connect them

– spent time with their pets (but not too much because they might be jealous)
– notice how they squeeze the toothpaste bottle.

– let them tell you their dreams and ask if you can look it up for them, share the results.

– learn their impulse buys/decisions

^^^ ahhh these are so cute!!

– listen to their scratchy voice in the morning

– have deep eye contact with them

– look at their hands

@zvezdoj I need to start doing this more!!

@ppianodjh

I think that I would pour my heart out that friend would be impressed that I’m still alive… Just saying

maraudersarrive:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I don’t fuck with magical ones. A witch would never disrespect her fellow magic practioner like that…

pupu-platter:

jly:

funnystories:

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

I love robbery and fraud

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wishem:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

trans-doll:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

hideki16seiyuu:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

hey give birds antlers

But what if they get stuck in the trees

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

stack em

@wishem

i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy