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heres a little.. controversy

prokopetz:

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

stability:

vespertineflora:

http://transcript
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

peteforester:

peopleareaproblem:

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

Me

nyxwordsmith:

hollandroos:

Dear writers

You’re not a bad person for:

Saying no to requests that make you uncomfortable/you get no inspiration for

Taking a small break every now and then

Changing up your writing style to better suit you

Not posting as often or posting more than other writers

I can’t be the only one that needs a reminder of these things sometimes.

I needed to hear this today. Thank you 😘

the-incedible-sulk:

acrazia:

charmingsides:

galaxy-lilies:

I can’t think of a good caption.

Logan’s pouty lips.

Logan: Roman said if I looked up “nerd” in the dictionary, I would just see a picture of myself. Annnd-

Logan: Yep. He has glued a picture of me in my own dictionary.

he looks so done with everyone’s shit

sketchshark:

I drew a series of graceful animals recently. Here are my favorites.

thatawkwardtinyperson:

professionalpenthief:

caffeinedeathwarrior:

whydouwantaname:

estimatey:

fuckyesdeadpool:

fvckthisreality:

Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.

“Deadpool is as straight as a pole in a strip club.”

Yeah, okay, buddy. Have you ever actually picked up a Deadpool comic?

I can’t believe those fake geek boys are still saying he’s straight.

he’s about one of the three pansexual characters i know off

He is canon as pansexual you fake ass nerds