The real college experience

kaijuno:

theonlybrunetteweasley:

kaijuno:

– Depression nap at noon
– “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao”
– sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay
– sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay
– DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
– “Is it free?”
– “will there be free food?”
– profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas
– profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised
– *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y’all want some milk duds”
– a second Depression nap
– finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot
– seriously why has no one else found this spot
– accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor
– Hammock Squad™
– witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester
– IHOP at 2am with the squad
– having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week
– the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog
– The Weed Smell
– The First Crossfaded Experience
– everyone’s gay
– that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y’all are fuckin but in reality y’all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

God what a mood

bidoof:

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

haiku-robot:

sexylibrarian1:

propertyofpoeandbucky:

sauvamente:

ourblackisgold:

sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

  • it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

Last day of SFCC, hoping to get, at least, $100 today!

It is, I get paid on the fifteenth, but I’ll take a bigger one too…

it is i get paid

on the fifteenth but i’ll take

a bigger one too…


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black–lavend3r:

mamoru:

black–lavend3r:

existentialcrisisetcetera:

Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like “I’ll shred your shoes” or “I’ll fill the lobby with sand”

it’s all fun and games until you forget to filter yourself and are now known in the office for threatening to steal people’s teeth

sorry, you what?

i work for a game developer so we have playtests and i was on voice chat with my team and this one dude made an absolutely goddamn atrocious pun so i told him “im going to steal your teeth” and it turns out people remember when you say things like that out loud

[ Clearing some things up ]

void–bunbun:

Sorry for this random ass post, but I just had to make something clear, after being informed a hella lot

You can still go on the internet, even after Net Neutrality is repealed

We can still fight back, and get Net Neutrality restored, and the next vote for the House of Representatives is in a few weeks if I am correct

You may not see the effects tomorrow, but very slowly, the effects will kick-in very, very slowly that we won’t be able to see it overtime (Keep your eyes open if you see anything related to the effects)

Net Neutrality is still here, it’s just dying very, VERY slowly overtime

And fact, there’s ways to go on the internet when the effects kick in according to this post I have reblogged

Guys, we can do this, and we CAN win this, and we cannot give up, even after Net Neutrality gets repealed tomorrow

Keep fighting with your voices, this battle will end very soon, but we may not know what will happen to the vote

Keep. Fighting.